Track list
Side A: The Unkindest Cuts Of All
A1 The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (HCH Theme Instrumental, Original Version) 2:59
A2 Private Dick On The Prowl 1:29
A3 Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow 1:30
A4 Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed 2:19
A5 Sex Minutes To Death 2:28
A6 Hollywood And Bust 2:17
A7 Honkytonk Hooker Blues 2:52
A8 Chainsaw Out Of Gas 0:40
A9 Ritual In Oil And Chainsaws 3:11
Side B: Additional Bits And Pieces
B10 Charming And Disarming (A Spanking New Instrumental Version Of The Theme, AKA, "The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face") 4:20
B11 The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (A Lovely Romantic Ballad Version Of The Theme In A "Vocal"/Verbal Version) 4:36
B12 I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered (An Overture Of Various Delightful Thematic Material Religiously Inspired By The Score Of HCH) 8:35
B13 By Hooker By Crook (AKA "Honkytonk Hooker Blues") 2:49