Here are 20 optimistic songs to accompany you as you lose your future. Plenty of upbeat rhythms, just as many bouncy lyrics, and solos as beautiful as a sunset. You think punk is soft, that disco hit rock bottom, that rock has finally finished agonizing, that the pop music of yesteryear is more intense and activist than the rap of today? You're right. And this record won't be the one to change your mind.

Here is the LP that will leave its indelible mark on the world and that joyful people will sing on both sides of the flat earth. Join the Cosmic Christ, pogo with Jean-Pierre Ramone, man the barricades, drop some acid, dance with Salomé the Disco Pogo, become your true self, and finally find your place as the new lead singer of AC/DC! Long live Les Ludwig! Long live optimistic records! Long live the good old days of mohawks!